Sunday, June 22, 2008
'Cause I see something strange almost every day...
Yesterday I was driving down the back road towards Brunssum to drop Tiara off at the bus. (She left for a one-week beach trip in Italy) I was in a rush and driving quickly weaving in and out of these annoying artificial s curves in the road that narrows an already narrow road into a definite one-laner when I saw a middle aged women walking on the sidewalk just ahead. She was probably in her 50's, had on leprechaun green sweat pants on and a top that was quite tan. Or at least that's what I thought at first. I got closer. Her top was wrinkled. Closer. She wasn't wearing a top. Nothing from the waist up. And stupid me had to make the mistake of turning around. Ugh. Yep... definitely topless strolling along a well travelled road towards the Netherlands. I'm glad they have nudity laws in the states.
Today I was cleaning my kitchen and heard what sounded like yodeling coming from those tinny old-fashioned speakers... so I looked out my window. There was an tiny old tractor painted in bright red and green pulling a bubbly 60's style small camper in the same colors. There were 4 German flags attached to the tractor waving in the air as the tractor moved slowly down the street with a parade of traffic stuck behind it. I didn't see the radio, but there were definitely speakers in there somewhere because that old oompa music was loud. That was a camera moment. Couldn't get to it in time. But funny sight.
Yesterday I was driving down the back road towards Brunssum to drop Tiara off at the bus. (She left for a one-week beach trip in Italy) I was in a rush and driving quickly weaving in and out of these annoying artificial s curves in the road that narrows an already narrow road into a definite one-laner when I saw a middle aged women walking on the sidewalk just ahead. She was probably in her 50's, had on leprechaun green sweat pants on and a top that was quite tan. Or at least that's what I thought at first. I got closer. Her top was wrinkled. Closer. She wasn't wearing a top. Nothing from the waist up. And stupid me had to make the mistake of turning around. Ugh. Yep... definitely topless strolling along a well travelled road towards the Netherlands. I'm glad they have nudity laws in the states.
Today I was cleaning my kitchen and heard what sounded like yodeling coming from those tinny old-fashioned speakers... so I looked out my window. There was an tiny old tractor painted in bright red and green pulling a bubbly 60's style small camper in the same colors. There were 4 German flags attached to the tractor waving in the air as the tractor moved slowly down the street with a parade of traffic stuck behind it. I didn't see the radio, but there were definitely speakers in there somewhere because that old oompa music was loud. That was a camera moment. Couldn't get to it in time. But funny sight.
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OMG! OMG! OMG!!! A half-naked old lady totally trumps naked mannequins!!! Any day!!! Did you laugh so hard that yesterday's coffee came out your nose? Thanks -- needed the laugh. I am so bored. So friggin' bored I could just sigh heavily and DIE of boredom. As Sutton says, "B-O-R-D, Bord!!" Why aren't there more naked people in Texas? There really should be.